Online Attendance!

Gtalk Present!,FB Present! ,Twitter Present!,Linked In Present! ,Orkut Present ,ALWAYS!! Isn't this same in your case as well ? Social Networking is such a buzz word that gmail got inspired and launched a twitter like but beyond 140 char limit 'BUZZ' where u can buzzzZZZzzz! Phew, I used it but it didn't impress me much.

Every day we wake up ,log in to internet -Check our mailbox.Find 4 useful mail , 8 FB messages ,5 Linked In Invitation,6 twitter follow ups et al! And, then the day begins.The G colors begin to hypnotize you -Blue T ,Red A, Yellow L and Green K ! The vibrant colors tempt you to colour online existence with Busy Red,Available Green and Idle Orange which is like a circuit of anytime bomb! Bhudaaaam! And,phata poster nikla status message! [Excuse me for bad pj :P ] With type of Zodiac signs and stars planetary arrangements change the status message.In a day you at least find one suitable msg to think you apart from the world. I support my above description with an example.

Example: A cancerian .The 4th zodiac sign of all.Its characteristics are ,they are moody,caring,impulsive. Now a cancerian will log in gtalk color bandwidth. And starts processing what all happening around them . Now, observe the status messages of a cancerian in a day how it changes and shows u its true traits!

At 11 am : 'Headache :( got up late !' [Cancerians accept as things are]

At 11:25 am : 'ye ye going for a shopping! expect to get bottle green kurta'

At 3:45 pm : 'woooow got my bottle green kurta +earrings+an amaaazzziiing shoppping!'

At 3:59 pm : ' is getting bored :('

At 4:20 pm : 'wants to go outside n have fun! ' [I sometimes find cancerians annoying !]

At 4:23 - 5:45 pm : Gtalk Idle Orange ! [too many hits come but no response]

At 5:45 pm : ' feeling sleepy ZZzzzzZZ'

At 7:pm : [gtalk frustrates the cancerian,finally!] so no status!

At 8:30 pm : a social cause message pops up in the mind of the Cancerians ! [the care part!]

***Example over ***

haha* 10 times you understand how Gtalk colors help and exhibit characteristics of a person and moods!

Finally, story takes a turn when exams really urgent work comes up and online presence is made invisible :) but Online existence is what you see everywhere,anywhere.Its well equipped world of BlackBerry Aka BB , E 72 ,I phone ,Google Phone or even a cell phone ranging from Rs5000 has it all!! Even if u r tuck in mountain n want help u can go to internet browser in your cellphone n yell out for help ! The only drawback is , till ppl rush in to u by commenting on your status and asking details then and there , u will have high chances of updating your status message to ' I am dying ,bbye folks its my last status update!'

So , online presence has become more of an indulgence than anything in this world ! Not better to name it for any human 'Rab ne bana di jori'!

May this internet live forever n ever :) A boost for u all to comment in here! ;)