Every day we wake up ,log in to internet -Check our mailbox.Find 4 useful mail , 8 FB messages ,5 Linked In Invitation,6 twitter follow ups et al! And, then the day begins.The G colors begin to hypnotize you -Blue T ,Red A, Yellow L and Green K ! The vibrant colors tempt you to colour online existence with Busy Red,Available Green and Idle Orange which is like a circuit of anytime bomb! Bhudaaaam! And,phata poster nikla status message! [Excuse me for bad pj :P ] With type of Zodiac signs and stars planetary arrangements change the status message.In a day you at least find one suitable msg to think you apart from the world. I support my above description with an example.
Example: A cancerian .The 4th zodiac sign of all.Its characteristics are ,they are moody,caring,impulsive. Now a cancerian will log in gtalk color bandwidth. And starts processing what all happening around them . Now, observe the status messages of a cancerian in a day how it changes and shows u its true traits!
At 11 am : 'Headache :( got up late !' [Cancerians accept as things are]
At 11:25 am : 'ye ye going for a shopping! expect to get bottle green kurta'
At 3:45 pm : 'woooow got my bottle green kurta +earrings+an amaaazzziiing shoppping!'
At 3:59 pm : ' is getting bored :('
At 4:20 pm : 'wants to go outside n have fun! ' [I sometimes find cancerians annoying !]
At 4:23 - 5:45 pm : Gtalk Idle Orange ! [too many hits come but no response]
At 5:45 pm : ' feeling sleepy ZZzzzzZZ'
At 7:pm : [gtalk frustrates the cancerian,finally!] so no status!
At 8:30 pm : a social cause message pops up in the mind of the Cancerians ! [the care part!]
***Example over ***
haha* 10 times you understand how Gtalk colors help and exhibit characteristics of a person and moods!
Finally, story takes a turn when exams really urgent work comes up and online presence is made invisible :) but Online existence is what you see everywhere,anywhere.Its well equipped world of BlackBerry Aka BB , E 72 ,I phone ,Google Phone or even a cell phone ranging from Rs5000 has it all!! Even if u r tuck in mountain n want help u can go to internet browser in your cellphone n yell out for help ! The only drawback is , till ppl rush in to u by commenting on your status and asking details then and there , u will have high chances of updating your status message to ' I am dying ,bbye folks its my last status update!'
So , online presence has become more of an indulgence than anything in this world ! Not better to name it for any human 'Rab ne bana di jori'!
May this internet live forever n ever :) A boost for u all to comment in here! ;)
1 comment:
Hail internet... hail "social networking"... the more social we are turning online, the less we are socializing real time... ironical...
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